Tales from the Crypt

So surprise, surprise, we went out drinking tonight. One of the places we tried was called Le Cercueil or "the crypt" in English. We were in the same area the night before and some locals told us that they were going to "drink with the dead people". We thought they might have had a little too much to drink but the place really existed, it was just their explanation of the place that was lost in translation. Le Cerueil was down a winding hallway which when you enter was pitch black, the drinks came in skull mugs and the tables were coffins. We even got the "VIP" lounge area which was just a separate room. Nothing to scary about it, in fact it was really like some bad college bar and you expected some one to light up a joint at any minute. We all made the best of it and had some interesting topics of discussion. Here's one that we pondered for awhile.... which one is worse to be called a wanker or a jerk-off??