How you doin'?

So I thought I had heard all the awesomely bad pick up lines but apparently not since today I have a new one to add to the list. I was minding my own business down by the pool and had kind of noticed these guys on the other side watching me but didn't pay much attention. Anyway I had just gotten out of the pool and was drying off when one of them came over. Now if they were cute and around my age then no problemo but once again my creepy guy beacon must have gone off. So he comes over and starts saying he's looking for the best sun light and wondered how it was over here. Yeah, sure you were. Umm, you could have stood where you were and simply moved your chair to catch more of the sun. He starts asking some other questions and I'm trying to be nice but I give him the shortest answers possibly while at the same time being vague about everything. I think he finally got the hint since he made his way back to his chair. Of course it sounds like he'll be around here at least as long as I will be. Why, oh, why??


UPDATE: This morning as I was walking back to the elevators creepy dude was standing around the lobby with a couple friends. As I walk by he says "here comes trouble" with a creepy smile. Usually with a comment like that you actually know the person, friends, co-workers, whatever. Umm, I don't know you Mr. Creepy so I'm not sure how you came up with that comment. Even the girl I was with wondered if I knew that guy.